Illustration by: Elizabeth Moch

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Don't Get Pushed Around!

<----- 10 WAYS TO DEAL

Are you being bossed around and forced to do things you don't want to do? Is there frequent name calling and peer pressure in your life? If you answered yes to these questions, you may have a bully in your life.

Stand up to that emo kid that stole your favorite bandana at The Smell with these must-see moves. Get rid of the bully in your life and make your own choices, muscles not required!

My Top 3:

1) Be in a constant state of photography
2) Bear Suit
3) Live a life above the trees

- if problems persist, crank up the muscles and learn kung-fu.


Richard Swift - The Bully

Sporto Kantes - Fight

The Seeds - Pushin' Too Hard

The King Khan & BBQ Show - Fish Fight

Bush Tetras - Stand Up And Fight

Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting

Shitdisco - I Know Kung Fu

Love Is All - Kung-Fu On the Internet

1 comment:

Food Marathon said...

11. Shank'em with your switchblade.